Weekly seems to be my thing, apparently.

Chris Simon draws 30-game suspension, longest in NHL history.

My reaction to this is: Maybe it needs to be more than a suspension. This isn't the first time he's shown himself capable of doing things like this. Stop him completely. Don't let him play.

Yes, that's what his 'leave' was for, was for him to figure out what was going on, but to me, that's not going to solve anything.

In other news.

That poor, poor tour guide. My heart goes out to her.